Lunch @ Lemon Tree, Chennai

Lunch @ Lemon Tree Coffee Shop Chennai
Has anybody had lunch @ Lemon tree, chennai, this is the worst dining experience of my life and I have no doubt about it. The only good thing was I had my droogs wid me.
So here it goes, 6 of us work pals goto this hotel and are all gung-ho about whats in store for us in the buffet. 15 mins later what we have is fish cooked as if it had undergone a mass preparation for ethnic conflict displaced people in mogadishu, africa. Chicken manchurian ( manchurian btw is the list of most abused words in india after innovation, culture, "u are a rock star"...)- have u ever tatsted the meat of a 150 year ole chicken in green colored water with salt and few sauces here and there. Sure u havent. Well I did yesterday.The chicken biryani--the chicken here was definitely butchered by quentin tarantino. No respect for the poor chicken and no respect for a wonderful dish. Then there were vegetarian dishes which I dont care a damn about and cold rotis, bad service. To add fuel to the fire we had a corporate team from Aviva , a bunch of boys eating their last supper. There was commotion, hand licking scenes all around, noise . We also had an incompetent half bald manager with a pony tail( looked like a half done circumcized dic*) walkin around and smiling like a dumb fool, expecting us to smile back. I wanted to stab the bastard then and there.PERIOD.Please dont goto this lousy place, if if its a trat from ur friend. U might be affected by mental trauma. Take care