Saturday, January 23, 2010

Stupid advertisements

Worst advertisement from recent times

1. Idea- Walk when you Talk.

Trust me, if anybody ( abhishek bach or his stupid father) gives me unwanted advise such as this, i would slap the living day lights out of them. Its my phone, my mouth, my tounge, my body . You give me advise, you are dead fish. Keep your advise to your self or give it to Ash.

2. Docomo Docomo.....Docommode

All sorts of funny looking Indians in some european countryside. Why are they so happy. Even our watchman has a phone. He is not so happy. You sing like this in an Indian train, say Mumbai local train, u are going to find urself near the tracks. Try it please.

3. Some soap ad- Mom singing mughal history(babar, akbar ) to her tiny daughter.

This same girl is going to grow up and drown you in the same tub. Let her bathe peacefully. Leave the kid alone for heaven sake. These same parents would expect their 95%, and force their kids to join some boring singing classes, piano classes, swimming classes, .... Wish they could just pass some common sense. A quote from my fav comedian.

How would you know if your kid is stupid?Take him to a crossroad and leave him there. If he reaches home , he is smart, else you have a stupid kid. No classes and mughal poems can help.