Cricket is for Sissies

I hate cricket. It is a sissy game for men with one ball. People with two balls play football, rugby or something.
First the jobless brit aristocracy started this sport to kill 5 days in a week while their missus banged 5 strangers in those 5 days. This is why girls love cricket. Besides, why do you wanna play a game for 5 days without a result.Might as well not play the game in the first place and stay at home.Then there is blame on rain, and fuckin pitch conditions.Our boys cannot play in the rain, they gonna catch cold. Bloody pantsies.
IPL however is different. It is the most boring form of porn you can watch. Here how it is -Batsman walks onto pitch,bang bang bang gone.Thats it, no seduction, no excitement. I hate this shit. I mean we all like porn, but there has got to be some quality in it too.
Football or soccer is a real man's game.It is tough, intelligent and quick and you dont stop playing if it rains or snows.Yes there are draws, but there is never a drawn tournament. There is always a winner.